March 28, 2024

Yoga

A yoga craze has swept the nation, and as annoying women do hand stands in sport’s bra’s and post pictures on Instagram about it, they ignore the dangers of the ancient and douche-art of contorting one’s body.

According to the NASA Center of Yoga Research, yoga related deaths have increased 10-fold over the last 5 years. Perhaps as a blessing in disguise, yoga is inadvertently acting as a Darwinian filter to rid our species of  those easily caught up in fads.